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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Who Won the Money?

POWERBALL SECOND PRIZE
A lucky player in Tamworth is holding a ticket with second prize in the big $30 million Powerball draw this week! It is worth at least $84,000.00 and should bring a smile to their face.
At the time of publishing this blog, all we knew was that it was purchased somewhere in Tamworth. We hope it was one of our customers, but will find out in due course.

PLAN "B"
Since we missed out on the $30 million, our next plan is to attack the $10 million on offer in next Tuesday’s Oz Lotto and we have local in-house syndicate shares for this draw.

If this fails, we will try hard to take out the $22 million for the Saturday Lotto on May 26th.
Again we are selling shares in our syndicates for this. This is our plan "C".
The total of first prizes over this these three games is $62 million – awesome

Maxine and Peter.

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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Thanks Mum!

SOME THOUGHT FOR MOTHER’S DAY
1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. "
Stolen from an email to us. We thought you would get a smile.
Maxine and Peter

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Free Newspaper

WE WILL HAVE IT
On Friday we expect to have supplies of the new newspaper being distributed around the area. It will be free to those who are in the delivery area and cost $1 to those who purchase it over the counter. This facility has been made available for visitors, people who want an extra copy and those who did not receive a delivery.
According to the advertising, it looks like it will be an interesting weekly summary of Tamworth news. We look forward to the first few copies to make our own judgement.
Maxine and Peter.

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